None of you dicks wished me a happy 105th birthday!
I’ve been dead for a whole fucking year? God fucking damn, time sure does fly. It seems like only yesterday I was getting wasted fucking drunk with Calvin Coolidge, and chasin’ bloomers upstate. Those were the days. God fucking dammit. Holy shit.
Remember, remember the 5th of November, assholes!
I hate how Jimi Hendrix is walking around here like he’s hot shit. Motherfucker basically killed himself at 27…I lived to be almost ONE HUNDRED AND FUCKING FOUR.
I never much cared for his guitar playing either.
I was just talking to Bach and he actually does kill a kitten every time you fucking write parallel 5ths. So cut that shit out.